Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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