I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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