so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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