I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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