WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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