i just google imaged poop.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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