we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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