You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You don't make any sense
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You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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