your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
