My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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