I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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