Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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