Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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