i think i have two assholes
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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