I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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