he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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