You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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