i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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