i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
