I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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