Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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