I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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