1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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