White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i need some magic done to my vagina
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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