Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
pray to the hookup gods
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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