I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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