and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Success! We fucked roommates!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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