glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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