spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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