I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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