Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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