Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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