you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this boner is exhausting
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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