Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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