Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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