I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
