is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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