I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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