Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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