I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The dick lei will go down in squad history
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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