S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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