I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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