please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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