So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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