It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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