Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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