plz talk dirty to me
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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