Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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