So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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