yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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