after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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