YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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