Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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